I received my "Motoring Welcome" kit in the mail from Mini yesterday. Truly some of the lamest swag ever:
- "Buy a Mini" trading cards to hand out to my "like-minded" friends
- Window placards with such charming messages as "Hey, Sexy"
- A cheesy ballpoint pen
- A really cheap Moleskine knock-off notebook from China
- Various come-ons for Mini financing
- A duplicate roadside assistance card
The only remotely cool item was two "Interstate Bingo" cards. Of course they were bent in half by the ape who packed the box.